Month: February 2026

The Petrozavodsk Abduction: How KGB Secrets and Alien “EPO” Created a 90-Year-Old Adonis

By I. P. Freely, Investigative Ufologist In the annals of Soviet paranormal history, there are vodka-induced hallucinations, and then there is the case of Ivan Petrov-Vodkin—a case so bizarre that it involves horny humanoids, intergalactic gay sex, and a medical miracle that has the World Anti-Doping Agency (WADA) quaking in its boots. The Disappearance Petrozavodsk, … Read moreThe Petrozavodsk Abduction: How KGB Secrets and Alien “EPO” Created a 90-Year-Old Adonis

EXCLUSIVE: SHERPA SAVES CHAMPION’S BLUSH! Biathlon Star’s Doping Denial Crashes in Yeti-Fueled Pharmacy Fiasco!

By Saffron Scoop, The Himalayan Tattler   Nepal’s sporting world is in meltdown after its golden boy, three-time biathlon champion Bimal Krishna, was busted with enough performance-enhancing drugs to power a yak up Everest—twice! The doping control agency dropped the bombshell: Krishna tested positive for the banned blood-booster EPO. But the champion’s defense? A tale so wild … Read moreEXCLUSIVE: SHERPA SAVES CHAMPION’S BLUSH! Biathlon Star’s Doping Denial Crashes in Yeti-Fueled Pharmacy Fiasco!